Twittering Away The Vacation

(couldn't be bothered to re-order...start at bottom and work up)

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If I had a hat, I'd be at the ideal place to hang it.8:49 PM Jul 18th from txt

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Currently lost in (possibly) Silverlake. WHERE THE HELL IS THE 5 N ONRAMP??? I just got off...3:59 PM Jul 18th from txt

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And... Exit, stage left. If you enjoyed Twittering Away The Vacation it will be archived on my blog eventually.9:35 PM Jul 17th from txt

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Last ride of the day. Waiting. End of vacation proper. Tomorrow = travel day. Then = sleep. And more sleep.8:19 PM Jul 17th from txt

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Day Whatever: Sea World part 2 of 2. Because 8 hrs is apparently not enough. Women at Atlantis. Boys in shade.6:03 PM Jul 17th from txt

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At my first movie with the 4 yr old. Harry Potter. Will it be my last? Stay tuned...12:14 PM Jul 17th from txt

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They have bat rays!10:05 PM Jul 16th from txt

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$6 Budweiser? That tastes reallyreally good? I've officially lost my damn mind. Womenfolk at Shamu. Menfolk heavy-lidded.9:43 PM Jul 16th from txt

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Day...somethingsomething... Sea World. Sight blurry. World spinning... This could be it... Oh... Dolphins!3:06 PM Jul 16th from txt

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Who first invented children? That guy needs to get socked right in his throat.9:45 AM Jul 16th from txt

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Day is done. Time to dose the kids and give thanks to Jim Bacchus.6:57 PM Jul 15th from txt

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Jaysis... Legoland = done. Now Sea-Life. Sleep...soon come.5:15 PM Jul 15th from txt

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There was just an apparent Caddyshack-like incident involving a waterslide... closed for sanitary reasons.3:28 PM Jul 15th from twittai

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Just saw REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT shirt whilr waiting to board a pirate ship to do soggy battle. Avast ye! And YAAAR and so forth...2:36 PM Jul 15th from txt

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Yoikes! Tally ho! The game is afoot! Zounds!12:15 PM Jul 15th from txt

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DAY 3: Legoland. Better not suck, as this was my bright idea...9:36 AM Jul 15th from txt

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The perpetual motion machine was created a little over a year ago. It's name is Xander.9:00 PM Jul 14th from txt

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Imperial Beach. More sun. Sand in the nethers. At least I wasn't harpooned. The 4 yr old may have a future in boogie boarding.5:52 PM Jul 14th from txt

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Saw my 1st RON PAUL bumper sticker. On a bright red sportscar, no less.6:07 PM Jul 13th from txt

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Being outside reminds me how much I hate being outside.5:35 PM Jul 13th from txt

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The Bug House: nightmare fuel for at least a week...maybe a week and a half.11:22 AM Jul 13th from txt

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Burmese pythons are a touch large. Thus begins SD Zoo day.10:11 AM Jul 13th from txt

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Why am I awake? Oh...kids. Listening to @CarlSagansGhost. Good for the nerves.6:39 AM Jul 13th from txt

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Met in Chula Vista by a jack rabbit, gecko, and an old black lab. And the boy discovered dog food.6:11 PM Jul 12th from txt

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Made it safely through scenic Mission Viejo.4:17 PM Jul 12th from txt

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So-Cal traffic: Nature's way of saying "stop and smell the smog"2:25 PM Jul 12th from txt

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Hello to my friends in LA Co.2:10 PM Jul 12th from txt

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Hello Magic Mountain. You've put on weight...1:53 PM Jul 12th from txt

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Reststop outside Lebec is a dump, but DOES have bacon dispensary! (push button, receive bacon)1:24 PM Jul 12th from txt

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Almost to the grapevine12:35 PM Jul 12th from txt

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Rest stop on CA-99 south past Tulare does not have bacon dispensary in bathroom. Damn.11:12 AM Jul 12th from twittai