Sunday, January 02, 2005

Whipping new dads into shape

The Enterprise at "Whipping new dads into shape"

Hmm. I reckon I oughta read this before someone else tells me I should.

"We teach them about putting the baby securely in a baby seat on the running clothes dryer, the white noise of the vacuum cleaner placed within ear shot of the infant, and we also advocate placing the baby back in its crib. Most babies are safe in their crib," he said. "We say (parents can) go outside and scream in the cold and then come back in."

Well, I reckon Maiya will be introduced the works of Flying Saucer Attack and Experimental Audio Research right quick!

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